Snow white and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest whenthey come across a lake. The water was enticing and Snow-white decidesto take a bath. So she tells the Dwarfs to turn around while she isPreparing to take the bath. Dwarfs protest vehemently and thenSnow white relents and says that when i get into the water and uhear the splash, u can turn around.Snow white undresses and as she is about to jump into water, at that verymoment she is startled by a frog who jumps into water before she can.The moment the dwarfs hear the SPLASH, the Dwarfs turn around and see Snow white standing NAKED.Now if this incident is a sequel to an ad, what product is being advertised?Page down for answer NOW.SEVEN UP. A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over,she puts her nine-year-old son in the closet.

One day the woman hearsa car in the drive way and puts her lover in the closet, as well.Inside the closet, the little boy says, 'It's dark in here, isn't it?' Yes it is,' the man replies.' You want to buy a baseball?' The little boy asks. 'No thanks,' the manreplies.' I think you do want to buy a baseball,' the little extortionistcontinues. The man replies after considering theposition he is in.

'Twenty-five dollars,' the little boy replies.' TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!' The man repeats incredulously, but complies toprotect his hidden position.The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when shehears a car in the drive way and, again, places her lover in the closetwith her little boy. 'It's dark in here, isn't it?' The boy startsoff.'

Yes it is,' replies the man.' Wanna buy a baseball glove?' The little boy asks.' The hiding lover responds, acknowledging hisdisadvantage. 'Fifty dollars,' the boy replies and the transaction iscompleted.The next weekend, the little boy's father says 'Hey, son. Go get yourball and glove and we'll play some catch.' I sold them,' replies the little boy.'

How much did you get for them?' Asks the father, expecting to hearthe profit in terms of lizards and candy.'

Seventy-five dollars,' the little boy says.' SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?! That's thievery!

I'm taking you to thechurch right now. You must confess your sin and ask for forgiveness,'the father explains as he hauls the child away.At the church, the little boy goes into the confessional, draws thecurtain, sits down, and says 'It's dark in here, isn't it?' 'Don't you start that shit in here now,' the priest says. Elton goes to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers the door.' Hi, is Gilbert home?' 'No he went to the store.' 'Well, do you mind if I wait?'

Srilankan Jokes, Sinhala Jokes For Sinhalese, amdonge katha, Sinhala gon parts, Sri lankan sex pics, Sri lankan Amdon, Sinhala Sex stories.

'No come in.' They sit down and Elton says, 'You know Nora, you have the greatest breastsI have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one'.Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - it’s aHundred bucks, after all!

She opens her robe and shows him one.He promptly thanks her and throws a 100 bucks on the table. They sit therea while longer and Elton says 'They're so beautiful I got to see the both ofthem. I'll give you another 100 bucks if I could just see both of themTogether.' Again, Nora thinks about this, then decides what the hell and opens her robeto give Elton a nice long look. Elton thanks her and throws another 100Bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer for Gilbert and leaves.Awhile later Gilbert arrives home and his wife says, 'You know you’re weirdfriend Elton came over.' Gilbert says, 'Great!

Did he drop off the 200Bucks he owes me?' Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choiceSon: 'I will choose my own bride!' Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gate's daughter.' Son: 'Well, in that case.ok'Next Father approaches Bill Gates.Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.' Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'

Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.' Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case.ok'Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.' President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!' Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gate's son-in-law.' President: 'Ah, in that case.ok'.

Once nathashas mother was invited to a party and she wanted to wear the prettiest dress in town. And the prettiest dress was yellow nathashas mom came home and showed her the dress and the jewelry and hair clips.nathasha noticed that everything was yellow and she told her mom 'mom everything is yellow and the party is after a week right?' 'ya' said her mom 'well then don’t brush your teeth for a week' 'why' asked her mom'look! Everything is yellow and they match and if u don’t brush ur teeth will turn yellow and it will match 'she replied. Once Satharji was walking on the street & when he came to an electronic shop he went in & asked the keeper 'How much is that T.V?' Pointing at something.' We don't sell things for Satharjis' replied the keeperThen after some times he came with changing his clothes & appearance & asked again 'How much is that T.V?'

Pointing at the same thing'We don't sell things to Satharjis' replied the keeper.Then again he came with changing his appearance & clothing's & asked again 'How much is that T.V?' 'Sorry, I said you that we don't sell things to Satharjis'Satharji got angry removed his wig & clothes & asked 'How the hell do you know that I'm a Satharji?' 'Because Satharjis are stupid' replied the keeper'Why?' Asked the Satharji'You were pointing at a microwave & asking me how much is that T.V'. Satharji is a man who works in a construction company.

Once when they were constructing a building, at lunch time when they all sat together to have their lunch in the fifth floor. One man said that he likes bread & if his wife haven’t given bread he would jump & suicide, when he opened the lunch box it was not bread he jumped from the building.then another said that he likes parata & if it is not there he would die, it was not there & he jumped. Another said he likes rice & if it is not there he would die, & it wasn’t there he jumped.then Satharji said that he likes pizzas & if it is not there he would die, when he opened the lunch box some sandwiches were there then he jumped from the building.that evening everybody’s wives came & were crying but Satharjis wife didn’t cry.

Then everybody asked her ' Why aren’t you crying?' 'Why should I cry for this stupid man? Today I didn’t make lunch for him.he made it by himself.& he forgot what he likes & what he made'.

Three guys are in a bar on the top of a cliff. The first guy says to the other guys'You know, if had just one more beer, I think I could fly.'

The second guy says'No Way!' So the first guy orders a beer and drinks it.Then all three guys walk out to the edge of the cliff. The first guy jumps off,starts falling to the ground, and then flies back to the top of the cliff.The second guy is totally amazed, so he says 'You know, if I had another beer,I bet I could do that too.'

So all three guys go into the bar, and the second guyhas another beer.After he finished, he said 'Ok, I will be able to fly now' So they all wentoutside and the second guy jumped off of the cliff and feel to the bottom,where he hit the ground and died instantly.The third guy turned to thefirst guy and said 'You know Superman, youare a real jerk when you drink'. On his way to JFK to fly to Zurich, a businessman stopped off at a bank indowntown NYC and asked for an immediate loan of $5,000.

The loan officersquinted, needing collateral. 'Here, take the keys to my Rolls,' the manoffered. The loan was promptly issued, and the car was secured in thebank's underground parking area for safekeeping.Two weeks later, the man returned to settle up his loan and reclaim hisRolls. 'That will be $5,000 in principal plus $15.40 in interest,' theloan officer reported. The man wrote out a check and started to walkaway.' Please, sir,' the loan officer interjected, 'while you were gone, I foundout that you are a multimillionaire. Why in the world would you need toborrow $5,000?'

The man smiled. 'Where else in Manhattan could I find secured parking fortwo weeks for only $15.40?' So, a guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company There's plenty offood and water, and the weather is beautiful, so he's doing alright-but after a few months he gets'lonely', if you know what I mean, nudge nudge wink wink.The pig starts to look more and more attractive-soft, pink flesh, round buttocks, etc. But every timethis poor guy makes an advance towards the pig, the Doberman snarls at him and once almost bit hisleg.

Very frustrating.One day the guy sees a speck on the horizon, so he swims out there and it turns out to be a dinghy,cast adrift, and in the bottom of the boat is a beautiful woman, unconscious. He drags her to shoreand brings her into his hut and slowly nurses her back to health. Finally she is well enough to walkand she says to him 'Thank you, thank you for saving my life.

I don't know how I can ever repayyou. I'll do anything for you, anything, just name it.' The guy thinks for a minute and says 'Would you mind taking my dog for a walk?' Snow white and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest whenthey come across a lake. The water was enticing and Snow-white decidesto take a bath. So she tells the Dwarfs to turn around while she isPreparing to take the bath.

Dwarfs protest vehemently and thenSnow white relents and says that when i get into the water and uhear the splash, u can turn around.Snow white undresses and as she is about to jump into water, at that verymoment she is startled by a frog who jumps into water before she can.The moment the dwarfs hear the SPLASH, the Dwarfs turn around and see Snow white standing NAKED.Now if this incident is a sequel to an ad, what product is being advertised?Page down for answer NOW.SEVEN UP. A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over,she puts her nine-year-old son in the closet. One day the woman hearsa car in the drive way and puts her lover in the closet, as well.Inside the closet, the little boy says, 'It's dark in here, isn't it?' Yes it is,' the man replies.' You want to buy a baseball?'

The little boy asks. 'No thanks,' the manreplies.' I think you do want to buy a baseball,' the little extortionistcontinues.

The man replies after considering theposition he is in. 'Twenty-five dollars,' the little boy replies.' TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!' The man repeats incredulously, but complies toprotect his hidden position.The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when shehears a car in the drive way and, again, places her lover in the closetwith her little boy.

'It's dark in here, isn't it?' The boy startsoff.' Yes it is,' replies the man.' Wanna buy a baseball glove?'

The little boy asks.' The hiding lover responds, acknowledging hisdisadvantage. 'Fifty dollars,' the boy replies and the transaction iscompleted.The next weekend, the little boy's father says 'Hey, son. Go get yourball and glove and we'll play some catch.' I sold them,' replies the little boy.' How much did you get for them?'

Asks the father, expecting to hearthe profit in terms of lizards and candy.' Seventy-five dollars,' the little boy says.' SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?! That's thievery! I'm taking you to thechurch right now. You must confess your sin and ask for forgiveness,'the father explains as he hauls the child away.At the church, the little boy goes into the confessional, draws thecurtain, sits down, and says 'It's dark in here, isn't it?' 'Don't you start that shit in here now,' the priest says.

Sinhala Jokes - Lanka jokes - Lanka funny talks - sinhala comedy - sri lankan jokes - sri lankan comedy - sinhala wihilu katha - lankawe wihilu katha - sinhala jolly katha - sinhala fun katha - amda's jokes - amdage katha - English jokes - English funny talks – English comedy - world famous jokesWelcome to Lankajokes4u Blog spot. You will find a Large collection of popular Sri Lankan Jokes here. If you have a joke that you would like to share with others do send them to lankajokes4u@gmail.com, I'll add them to the site with your name.Please email new stories to us in all categories like Cricket jokes, Political jokes, Funny Jokes and more.

ThanksMy hobby is reading & listening joke stories. I want to joyful you. Get more fun in this sinhala & english joke stories. If you have some sinhala or english joke & comedy stories, You can tell to others.

Pls send your jokes to this mail address.lankajokes4u@gmail.com.